Class Hate

[I wrote this a while ago ... and I have no idea why I never posted it before now.]

Greetings, in case you don’t know me, I’m C4Cypher. If you do know me you probably know that I hate a lot of things, most of which being spies.  I’m not alone in this.  Tell me about a class, map, game mechanic or other aspect of TF2 and I’ll give you a player that hates it.  I’ll leave most of the kvetching to other people for the time being, but I thought it would be entertaining if I could discuss each of the classes and why people hate them.

I might as well start with the Engineer, in all fairness … I should know why people hate this class more than anyone considering I play it so much.  People seem to have the idea that the class takes no skill … it’s not a class that seems to emphasize twitch aiming skills. The main point of contention seems to revolve around the sentry gun.  As the only truly computer-controlled combatant in the game, the sentry is immune to the pitfalls of lag (as it’s run server side) and boasts an unbelievable level of accuracy and damage output once it tracks on-target. Apparently all an engineer needs to do to rack up a bunch of kills is set up a sentry and dispenser right next to each other, wedge your butt in-between the two, and whack both as if you were playing a demonic game of wrench-whack-a-mole for the rest of the game … right … I’ll let you know how that goes.

Moving on to the Pyro … well, W plus mouse 1 … do I need to say more? Honestly though, the recent update has transformed the perception of this class from laughably underpowered to hair-pullyingly overpowered to the point to where the pyro has supplanted the soldier in the position of ‘noob’ class. I suppose the pyro should be proud or the soldier relieved, I’m not sure which.  I don’t think it’s a game breaker, personally, but I do think that the range on that blowtorch coupled with the damage output is a tad overkill, and the ‘puff-n-sting’ only adds insult to injury.

If you want people to hate you, start downloading the entire Lord of the Rings movie trilogy over bit-torrent, and then play scout.  The bugger is fast, and has a powerful primary weapon, which makes him the perfect vehicle for leveraging a dodgy network connection into a game-play advantage. Laggy-McLag Scout, I’m looking at you. And if you haven’t been victim or participant to an embarrassing surprise scout rush, you need to play this game more.

The heavy … is surprisingly balanced. The reining ‘Class noob hate’ champion of TFC leaves little for people to cry nerf about, his powerful primary weapon and massive pool of hit-points are very well balanced by his ponderously slow gait.  Don’t get me wrong, lard-butt is hardly gimp, but I rarely hear gripes about the class.

There’s never a medic around when you need one, and when there is, he’s off trying to ubersaw the spy in the back.  There is very little that can counter an effective uber … making him the centerpiece to any winning team, despite the fact that nobody wants to play him.

It’s easy to call the soldier a ‘noob’ class … he’s rather simple to pick up (ignoring the fact that he has a sufficiently high skill ceiling to seperate the skilled players from the chaff).  All you really need to do is point, click and possess some degree of linear prediction skill. Failing that, you can always shoot your own feet to kill anybody nearby … Maggots.

If you thought the soldier was a spammy pain in the ass, don’t get anyone started on the demoman. It’s ironic that the class that causes the most instagib surprise death is also the one that does so with projectiles that look like magic candy. Nobody likes getting one-shotted by a pipe, so if an angry drunk Scottish one-eyed black man offers you candy … just walk away.

The sniper is the quintessential choice for the camper … the best way of playing a game without actually participating it.  If you’re on two fort, I almost guarantee that the snipers on either side are playing in a completely separate game than the one you’re in … that happens to be running on the same server.  The annoying bugger brings instant death from across the map, conveniently placing himself in areas that make reprisals prohibitively difficult.

Ah, I love saving the best for last: The Spy.  Here we have the obligatory ‘stealth’ class. He has the benefit of both invisibility and disguises … he’s not too fast, doesn’t have too many hit-points, the sapper can even be forgiven … somebody has to have that role.  The problem is that knife … if it would work properly, nobody would argue … but for the love of god, if you’re going to give a weapon dodgy hit-detection, don’t make it the one that delivers instant kills? To make matters worse, his primary weapon is far from underpowered, giving the spy a choice between random victory in melee range or powerful ranged weapon with a blinding fast reload time.  I’m sorry, but the only thing I have for a class designed explicitly to break up teamwork and trust within a team is utter loathing and hatred. Spies should all die in a fire … and then re-spawn on fire …

td;lr All of the classes are overpowered, except the heavy.

Let it burn …

I’ve already discussed one very painful truth. Big budget AAA gaming as an industry has left the PC as a viable platform and market behind in favor of the console.  There’s no denying it.  I can point at Valve as the sole big name publisher that still produces big name titles optimized for the PC before any other platform.  We’re too small of a market compared to console gaming to attract public Developers and Publishers.

There’s another painful truth that’s coming up, reminiscent of the great console gaming crash in ’82.  Investors are starting to figure out that big money AAA games aren’t nearly as profitable and reliable as other gaming buisness models.  Depending on how this breaks, AAA big title gaming as we know it may die.

I say let it.

Seriously.

With the one aformentioned exception, the PC gaming market is flooded with mediocre ports of console games and shovelware.  There are still a few quality titles being made for the PC, but they’re buried under a mountain of buggy, unoptimzied, or just plain bad games.  And considering that this, coupled with the fact that all sales ARE FINAL and increasingly bizzare and draconic DRM schemes … every single damn purchase of a PC game is a crap shoot.  I’m tired of it.

Please, let the ‘big money’ go elsewhere, leaving the PC market open to those people left who are still interested in making quality titles for this platform. The indie developers are getting more numerous and sophisticated every day. Let the buisness world think that ‘PC gaming is dead’ and let us play and develop our own games in peace.

I’m sick and tired of wading through garbage to find … and buy … a few nuggets of gold. Let’s burn out some of this exploitative underbrush, clear the air for some fresh ideas.

td;lr  The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, the roof, the roof, the roof is on fire, I don’t give a fark, let the Activisions burn, burn baby burn.

A new hope … or dying breath?

I know that my intended focus is the world of PC gaming, but this subject speaks back to my childhood. I was there. I took part in the arguments as to whether or not Super Mario World was superior to Sonic 2.  The Nintendo vs. Sega console wars of the ninties was the stuff of legends. 

It’s not important whether or not it was Nintendo or Sony that could be called the ‘winner’ of that console war. What is important is the fact that Mario continued as the gaming icon that he always was, wheras Sonic faded into something far worse than obscurity. He fell into an endless pit of mediocrity. 

The titles released on the 32X and Saturn never captured anything close to the original magic, and the transition to 3D that Mario had pioneered was disasterous for the blue hedgehog.  It started to look like Sonic might have something special on the Dreamcast with Sonic Adventure. However, the sequels to that franchise veered off in the wrong direction, and it got worse from there. Shadow The Hedgehog, Sonic 2006 and many other titles did nothing but outline the fact that Sonic had lost his way, with the exception of the handheld titles.  Sonic Unleashed seemed like a step in the right direction, cross-bred with a God of  War clone, the end result was pronounced an abomination.

The ‘Sonic Cycle’ is still turning, and anyone who would have reason to care about Sonic’s continued horror story of a history should be aware of ‘Project Needlemouse’ that has had a teaser that announced a 2010 release and not much else.

Well, the actual title for ‘Project Needlemouse’ has been released, and along with it, an indication that Sega might have finally taken a hint as to what the fans have been deasperately begging for.

Here are the simple facts so far:

Sonic 4: Episode 1 has been announced.  It is going to be a 3D rendered, 2D based game picking up directly where Sonic & Knuckles left off.  It will be a downloadable title on Wiiware, XBLA and PSN. Beyond that, nothing else has really been set in stone. The trailer shows a little bit of gameplay, and I’m not sure what to think of it yet.

Retconning everything beyond S&K? Smart move. This was the point at which Sonic seemed to start losing his way.

Episodic dowloadable release? Hm, Worked for Valve.  Lower development times, lower cost, less risk per title. The target market, retro gamers, are more likely the ones to take advantage of this kind of release as well.

Is this really the light at the end of the tunnel? Not sure … it could just be the C-Train.  It’s too early to tell whether or not Sega has really learned from past mistakes.  The special thing this time around is the fact that this seems to be the first time that Sega is even acknowledging that mistakes were made. (Okay, there was the reboot, but I try not to remember that.)

I don’t blame any Sonic fan who is feeling bitter and cynical at this point. They all have plenty of reason to be.  At the same time, I hate to admit it, but there is still hope. They might actually do this one right.

And we haven’t seen any new friends … yet.

Here’s to hoping it’ll be availible for PC release.

tl;dr: Will Sonic 4 break the cycle that has trapped sonic in a fiery pit of mediocrity?

I never really was on your side …

Sometimes it’s hard to appreciate how greatly the English language fails to convey context and meaning behind words at times. I figure that you all would have much less to read here if this was not the case.  Let me give you an example.

I hate the spy class.

It’s not a simple matter of not enjoying the class when I play it, or disliking the class when other people play spy.  I have a deep, irrational hatred and utter loathing for not only the class, but everything it stands for, to the point where I can not honestly justify in any rational terms or argument, any real justification for such hatred.

I think that more than anything else, the spy serves as some kind of freudian object for me to vent dislike and negative emotion into.

With all that said, I’d like to separate all of that from my real criticisms with the class.  Some people who have seen my hatred of the class might be surprised to find that such criticisms aren’t all that great.

As much as I hate to admit it, the spy does have a purposeful role in the game, and is somewhat balanced.  I’d rather not go into too much detail  defining what I feel that role is, preferring to focus more on where he seems to be too strong in the context of spy versus engineer.

First is the revolver.  The revolver is unique in the fact that it is very effective at everything up to very long range.  It is very accurate, holding about the same spread as the pistol, but inflicts around 50-60 damage per shot before damage drop-off.  The shotgun will out-damage the revolver at point blank range, but suffers far more from damage dropoff than the revolver, giving it the edge at close/medium range.

One might point out the engineer’s answer for this is to engage a spy at point-blank, but the engineer rarely engages the spy on his own terms.  Added to this is the fact that all a skilled spy needs at point-blank is a swift strafe movement and a little lag and he’ll get himself a nice side-back stab, rendering the confrontation over instantly.   Defending against a side-stab is almost more a matter of having good ping and luck as it is a matter of skill.  Most good spies I know will simply disengage, heal up and come back again if they don’t find a fight to their liking.

Should they nerf the revolver? I’m not sure.  I just find it very frustrating to usually have myself out-gunned by a class that can disable at-will my primary assets in a game, assets that took anywhere from ten seconds to two minutes to establish.  I would be in much less of a situation to complain if the spy was the only class that was effective in countering a smart sentry setup, but I also have soldiers, demomen and medics who can just blow through my stuff, and for the most part, are supposed to outgun the engineer class.

Fine, so I have to rely on my team to help me kill spies, as I’m not completely balanced to always deal more damage to a spy  than he can to me. I can accept that.

I cannot accept the dead ringer in its current form.   I would be fine if the spy got away scot-free from the hit that triggered the dead-ringer.  But why the hell does a class have access to the effective equivalent to an Uber shield that lets 10% of the damage through and lasts for six and a half seconds.  To add insult to injury, this shield makes him invisible and allows him to heal himself and recharge said shield from metal pickups.

With enough map knowledge and planning, a spy can antagonize an engineer at his choosing almost indefinitely, given that engineers prefer locations that have plentiful metal drops, usually accompanied by health drops.   It’s hard enough to kill these bastards with a pyro, much less as an engineer.  What incentive does a spy have to take any other cloak when he can simply make himself almost impervious to damage almost limitlesly, given enough thought and metal?

Free Cartoon Shooter … not anymore.

Congratulations EA, you had a good thing going with Battlefield Heros … and you’ve now given it a death sentence.

BFH was a good idea … apply a successful business model that has been applied to a different type of game in foreign markets to one of your successful breadwinning franchises and see if it works for you.  The game caused a serious buzz when it was first announced as a ‘free to play cartoon shooter’ funded by ad support and micro transactions. The advertising was tounge-in-cheek and fairly up front and refreshing.

I played the game for a couple months and I was impressed.  It employed two different currency systems, one you had to pay real money for, and the other you could earn in-game as an incentive for advancement and positive outcome in play.  Each weapon had a ‘middle of the road’ variant that you got by default, and several variations purchasable through the ‘in-game’ currency.   The ‘real money’ currency primarily focused on unique costume items and certain perks.  While you could buy more ‘in-game’ currency if you didn’t feel like grinding, there was no great gameplay advantage given to those who were willing to spend real money on the game over those who were willing to save up ‘in-game’ currency for the same gameplay advantages.  If you didn’t put any real money in the game, your avatar looked rather bland, but you could still compete on a relatively even playing field.

This has changed.  The ‘in-game’ currency prices have been hiked to the point where it is prohibitively difficult to earn the different weapon variants through in-game means without World Of Warcraft scale time investment, that is, unless you spend real cash.

EA and Dice have every right to do this. However, in doing this, they are removing whatever incentive anyone but the most devoted fan had to actually put time into the game.  The graphics are unimpressive, the gameplay is solid, but repetitive and not terribly deep, and there are many alternatives that look better, if not play better.   What incentive do you have to keep playing a game like this when you can take the money required to play at the ‘status quo’  level of gameplay for a few months and buy something such as TF2, or one of the other Battlefield games; being able to play as a naked pirate nazi?

This is all fairly insignificant to me, because I have time and money to invest in my hobby, and I did enjoy the couple months or so I put into the game. However I imagine that many of my fellow PC gamers who don’t exactly have a lot of expendable income were drawn to this game because of its price tag. It’s nice to just throw ten bucks in for a cool hat and an eyepatch even if you still intend to play mostly for free.  I’m sure these people aren’t exactly happy that, while they still can play for free, they’re now at a significant disadvantage to those players who have cash to burn.

It’s one thing to raise or lower the price on something, but it’s another thing entirely to provide a gameplay experience that rewards willingness to spend real hard-earned cash for an edge in a game.  This spits on the name of the concept of ‘fair-play’ and ‘sportsmanship’.  Anyone who has actually played in online multiplayer knows that fairness is more often an illusion than a reality.  But to dispense with any attempt at an even playing field between the ‘haves’ and the ‘have not’s’ alltougether is a bit of a mistake when a majority of your target audience isn’t in a position to pay for a higher standard of game, but still has money to occasionally plunk down for a kilt or some cool sunglasses.

People who play online multiplayer shooters do so for multiple reasons.  The games themselves generally have to be fun to play, but beyond that there is a reward for competing as a part of a team against other human beings as opposed to dumb bots.  Furthermore, there’s a certain purity of knowledge that you lost or won a game on your own merits, and that experience itself provides an incentive to continue playing to improve your own mastery of the game (and/or level up your character).

There is nothing more discouraging than being outplayed by someone, not because he played better than you did, but because he had money or time to invest in a form of entertainment that you couldn’t because you need to get to work in the morning, or have enough money to pay your rent.  It’s not enough for me to point out that this ‘isn’t fair’ because real fairness doesn’t really matter as much as the perception of fairness.  I’m not going to have fun if I play a game in which I’m treated as a second class citizen due to factors that may not be in my control, or require me to invest something I would rather put to use elsewhere.  If I’m not having fun, why am I even investing time into something that was supposed to be ‘free’ in the first place?  Nobody likes wasting time simply to participate only as a red-shirt good only for being farmed for ‘victory points’ and xp.

EA isn’t necessarily ‘evil’ for this move … but I would call it a stupid one unless the intention is to milk off a few extra bucks from the diehards before they kill this experiment off.  That’s exactly what this is going to do.  BFH is a decidedly ‘casual’ gaming experience in a genre that is usually classified as ‘hard-core’. In fact, the game is well designed to the point that is has room for players all across the ‘casual’ to ‘hard-core’ spectrum.  Bumping the price on gameplay edge and ditching the even playing field will gut the core of the game’s player community, leaving only those ‘casuals’ who aren’t willing to spend the money to stay competitive or simply don’t care about the lack of options and edge otherwise available to them, and the ‘hard cores’ who care enough about the game to spend the money, even when they could be putting that money to a possibly superior experience.  The majority of the players in the middle of that spectrum will probably find greener pastures.

People will still play the game, but there will a lot less of them now, and the experience will suffer as a result.  Online multiplayer experiences live and die by their communities, and EA has just made a move that will cut the central core out of the BFH player community.

tl;dr: EA just made real money a requirement to play competitively in Battlefield: Heros.  They are allowed to do so but the profit potential, the player community and the game itself will suffer for it.  Smart thinking guys.

Seems I’m not alone

I’ve promised myself that I won’t get caught too deeply in the trap of ‘blogging about my blog’. I may be new to this, but I know that I want to be self-confident without being an arrogant sycophant who is obsessed with how many site hits he’s getting.  I also know that I’ll only end up writing a personal journal on my thoughts of gaming and the gaming industry if I don’t reach out to others and actually network with those who might also share the kind of relevant information that I want to share. May as well start here.

I’ve stumbled upon Mobius over at Blogspot and was surprised to find a post written about Modern Warfare 2 and the PC vs Console debate that parallels almost exactly with my feelings on the topic. Furthermore, Mobius seems to cover many of the same subjects that I wish to.

Nothing is more gratifying then to see someone else independently verify your own sentiments in public, and I would like to do the same in return.

tl;dr: Shout out to Mobius for an article I agree with.

Paper or plastic …. or digital?

If I have not already made it clear enough, I am highly preferential to products developed and distributed by Valve.  If you were to accuse me of being a fan-boy for a company and associated products, I would bow and take it as a badge of honor.  This leaves me in something of a dilemma, as this leaves me with a great deal of interest into the new and budding digital distribution market for games, but at the same time, a great deal of personal emotional investment in one of the competing companies in this new market.

You would be right in thinking that this would skew my perceptions of the market, and whereas this doesn’t bother me all that much as I’m here to editorialize, as opposed to simply pump out objective fact, I can still post about this with a clean conscience.  I also want to stay honest and relevant however, and as a result I realize that my own delusion that Steam is the only thing from keeping the Large Hadron Collider from killing us all makes it difficult to see other companies without colored perceptions.

I want the digital distribution platform to gain credibility as a market. When this happens, there will be an upside and a downside.   The downside is that it will attract investors and a lot of money will flow in that will influence the people making my games in ways I may not want.  The upside is that it will attract investors and a lot of money will flow in that will keep the people making my games in business.

It’s not encouraging when the CEO of a well established prior partner to Valve and damn good developer, Gearbox, accuses Valve of holding a monopoly over the market with Steam.  I get mixed feelings about this.  I mean, is this a bad thing? Valve can do no wrong!  … Okay, I’m not that deluded, but I do think that the people currently running the company are smart and trustworthy, and are making money hand over fist not for manipulating the chosen market, but by inventing the market and then proceeding to do better than anyone else.  At the same time, the rest of the real world will have a hard time taking a fledgling market seriously if one company dominates the market, while a couple smaller competitors fight over the table scrap remnants.  Is this the future of software sales or just a flash in the pan? Yes, this is how I see things, and yes, I know it probably isn’t completely accurate.

This all takes me to the article that got me going on this.  It’s no surprise that digital distributors have analyst meetings, what is a surprise is that there’s something of a spat going on over a report published in one of those meetings.  Direct2Drive is disputing a report published by Stardock that breaks down an estimation of the current market share of the digital distribution market.  According to the report, Valve’s Steam platform currently owns close to, if not more than half the market for games sold and revenue collected revenue through Digital Distribution, leaving the rest of the market for the likes of D2D, Impulse and Stardock to fight over.  This makes me feel all well and good, because the company I like is ‘winning’.

But one thing I must ask is whether or not I as a consumer really benefit from such a lopsided market.  Furthermore, petty bickering and accusations of outright fabrication is not unusual for any industry, but does it really improve the industry as a whole?

The only thing that is certain is that where things stand right now, it is difficult to draw solid numbers on sales. No physical products are being sold, and privately owned businesses like Valve have no obligation to reveal sales figures, further muddling the issues, possibly to the company’s own benefit.  I’m not implying wrongdoing, only that Valve’s control over its own company gives it leverage over public companies, compounded by its apparent market dominance.

I will rue the day Valve changes hands, or becomes open to public trading, but as it is now, I feel that the company can be trustworthy to work in my best interest, as I (the paying customer) am Valve’s primary revenue incentive.  That can change.  No good thing lasts forever, I only hope that Valve and Steam last in their current form for a long time.

It’s difficult to say where digital distribution goes from here concerning the PC. I’m no business analyst, just an opinionated consumer.  Digital distribution isn’t perfect for everyone, as not all gamers have access to high-speed broadband, leaving them out in the cold if the retail PC market continues to slowly wither and die like it has been doing.

It is my hope that no matter who comes out as ‘the most profitable’, the ones making and selling games are the people who genuinely care about the quality of the product and the art form that is gaming.

tl;dr: Digital distribution for the PC is a new and expanding market that has yet to define and establish itself. Valve seems to be on top for now and I think that’s a good thing … for now. Where do we go from here?

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